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Male And Female ATM Instructions

March 8th, 2010 at 11:08 am » Comments (0)

Male vs. Female at the ATM machine or also we can say that difference between male and female at ATM Machine A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please ...more »

Men And Love

December 29th, 2009 at 9:52 pm » Comments (1)

John was waiting for his love.... "30 minutes late!!", his brain shouted at him, "Last time you were 5 mins late and she had literally gobbled u up ... remember??" "Yeah yeah", ...more »

Poetic Resignation

November 10th, 2009 at 11:26 am » Comments (0)

This is something really great..... The name is good, the brand is big, But the work I do is that of a pig. The work or the brand; what is my way? I don't ...more »

How To Take Care of Your Wife

September 30th, 2009 at 2:27 pm » Comments (0)

100 Ways to Show Love to Your Wife HER Way: Discuss this list with your wife. Ask her to check the ones meaningful to her, and then have her arrange ...more »

Cool Definitions

September 22nd, 2009 at 9:14 am » Comments (3)

*Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway “See I am not injured yet.” *Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that ...more »

Indian and American

September 18th, 2009 at 7:11 pm » Comments (2)

An Indian and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game. The Indian, ...more »

Funny Killer English

August 27th, 2009 at 7:09 pm » Comments (7)

1. Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette... ? " 2. Class teacher once said : " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!" 3. ...more »