Here are some funny lines, hope these will make you laugh.

1.I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.

2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.

3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

4. Work is fine if it doesn’t take too much of your time.

5. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

6. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.

7. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

8. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

9. It’s not the fall that kills you. It’s the sudden stop at the end.

10. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. – Cunino’s Law of Burnt Fingers

11. The cigarette does the smoking, you are just the sucker.

12. To Err is human; to forgive is not a Company policy.

13. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk.

14. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.

15. All the desirable things in life are illegal, expensive, fattening, or married to someone else…

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