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May 14th, 2009 at 2:01 pm

How Happy Is Life Without A Girlfriend

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No GirlFriend No TensionReasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool 

1. You can stare at any Girl…….  

2. You don’t have to spend money on her.  

3. You won’t get boring result in your board papers.  

4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

5. If u don’t have a girlfriend, she can’t dump u.  

6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.  

7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.

8. You won’t have to tolerate someone else defining, “right” and “wrong” for u.

9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can’t do anything according your wishes anymore.   

10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family  life.     
11. You won’t have to waste paper writing love letters.  No more endless waiting for your date to arrive at some weird shop place.

12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.  
 
13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.

14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and,  therefore, u’ll sin less.  

15. You can have good night’s sleep-no need to dream about her.  

16. You wont have to fight over having a ’special’ friend with your folks.
 
17. No nonstop nonsense.  

18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.  

19. No tension.  

20. You can be “urself”  

21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills…..

So Try to AVOID Girl Friends in your Life…!. and remember this slogan only “No GIRL FRIEND NO TENSION”

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3 Responses till now...
  • Chetan
    1:24 pm on May 29th, 2009 1

    I dont have girlfriend. :D ..
    But i am happy, and yes due to all above points…

  • George Serradinho
    7:07 pm on June 1st, 2009 2

    Hi,

    I must admit that some of your points are valid and there are ones that could still be subjected to even more clarity.

    I have been single for a while and I go and do as I please. If I don’t like something, then I just get up and leave. I have no hassles. I do also have to admit that there are those odd occasions where it would be nice to have someone.

  • Suneel
    5:46 pm on August 22nd, 2009 3

    “You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.” Loved this one. It’s true that life would be much easier without a girl friend, but girls are essential in a normal man’s life ;) You understand, right?

    All you need is to tune them according to your desires. Not all girls are bad too. Once you understand them or try to understand them, they tend to loosen up a bit over you.

    How do I know? I married my long time gf ;)

 

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