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April 20th, 2009 at 7:19 pm

Never Marry a Software Guy

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SoftwareGuy*10% of Software Professionals are predicted to be affected by major diseases like Carpal tunnel syndrome, heart diseases etc.

*20% of Software Professionals marry their co-workers.

*30% of Software Professionals are interested in Live in relationship because they tend to hate the responsibility both in office and house.

*40% of Software Professionals are confused about settling down (India or abroad)/.

*50% of Software Professionals has No savings in their Bank Account.

*60% of Software Professionals are not satisfied with their current wages.

*70% of Software Professionals work more than 8 hours across globe.

*80% of Software Professionals live away from their Parents.

*90% of Software Professionals are NOT HAPPY about their Life, meeting deadlines, client satisfaction, incentives, promotions, increment, onsite trips, wife, children, visa status, and commitments.

*100% of Software professionals wish they had a choice other than computers in their life at least once in their lifetime.

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