About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone Ok…I won’t be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (If you know me–> “Just stop laughing”).

Birthday: The day my PL is about to fire me.

Age: 10111

Here for: Web browsing in company hours.

Children: Can’t be (hey, don’t get me wrong here).

Languages I speak: Java, C/C++, 010101110101

Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.

Political view: The guy sitting beside me is a pig.

Humor: Weekly.

Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.

Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.

Drinking: The first is this.

Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog.

Living: Common, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living.

Hometown: My Company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page).

Passions: Searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.

Sports: Quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.

Books: “How to lose weight in 20 days?”, “How to live a happy life?”, “101 ways to attract a girl”, “Java Unleashed”, “C++ at your footsteps”, others censored.

Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, BSB and anything depressing.

TV shows: Can’t afford one.

Cuisines: Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meters of Home.

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