Are you going to propose a girl?

So be ready for these answers.

Don’t forget to share your experience here…

Let others know how many you have got

So, Here are the top most replies of a girl, when you propose her.

1) Nahi…….. ……… ???

2) Chiiiii….. Kitne gandi soch hai tumhari….. ..

3) Maine tumhe sirf ek achche dost ki nazar se dekha hai ….

4) Mera pehle se ek boyfriend hai….

5 ) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apni padhai pe dhyaan lagao…

6) Tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ? Yeh shayad infatuation hai….

7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai..???

Magar last year to maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi…hai naa…bhaiyya. .???

9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo….

10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kal answer karun…???

11) Itni si baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di??

12) Ye donon ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!!!

13) Sorry

14) “……Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai………………………………”

15) “Main toh tumhe apna bhai maanti hu”

16) “Yes  … I too like you … but hope you don’t cheat me” …

       (which girls most oftenly do)

17) Pehle kyon nahi bataya ab tum late ho gaye ..

18) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti.

19) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki…

       (probably followed by a slap)

20) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do…
      Boy: kitna wakt???(with hope)
      Girl: saat janam

21) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu….

22) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon…

23) Now that’s a real tragedy….
Girl: Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……
        Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……

24) Boy: I love U!
       Gal: I don’t think about all this before marriage.

25) Keep loving I don’t care.

26) Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho?

27) Kaun sa number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein.
       Ha ha ha ha….

28) Tumhe is nazar se kabhi dekha nahi…

29) Tumhare barre mein kabhi aisa socha nahi…

30) Mummy se pooch kar bataungi…

31) Mere bhaiyya se baat kar lo , who hi tumhe samjhayenge

32) Kyo, Tina ne “No” bola?

33) Lekin tum to Mina ke piche pade the, Kya usne thappad mara??

34) Kitne time ke liye -???

35) Worst one– Jo bhi bolna hai jaldi bolo mera beta school se aata hoga..

36) Thanks. I love you, too.

37) Boy :- Sonya, I love U…..
      Gal :- Sorry , Next 3 Months tak Waiting List chal rahi hai….

38) “What?”

39) “Let’s just stay away from this”

40)boohoohoo

41)silence is golden.

42)’ ‘ friend=’”"‘ ?s=’”"‘>

44) My friend in college got one classic reply … “I THINK I’M ENGAGED”

45) “I think, I will have better options in future …” Mujhe tumse is baare mein koi baat nahi karni, then she        starts ignoring, phir bhi nahi sudhare then she threatens via some common friends.

46) My Boy friend is very short Tempered. Beware of him.

47) I like you as a friend but I never thought about us like this…cant we be just good friends for ever.

47) Actually my younger sis likes you a lot.

48) My mummy does not like your family (if the family knows each other.)

49) “Why me?..Tumne mere meih essa kya dekha?…

(she wants you to list down all the good qualities that you even might not have seen in her.)

50) SLAP !!! ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS….it is said …

51)hehehe I didnt expect that from you….

52)Nice joke …

53)Tum ladke kuchh or nahi soch sakte jahan ladki dekhi fisal gaye…..

54)Achha tum bhi meine socha sirf rahul, jai, ravi, etc. etc. ko hi mujhme interest hai and then walks on…………..

55)tumhe to purpose karna bhi nahi aata pehli baari hai kya, koi baat nahi main batati hun… 

56)I Cant Help It!!!!