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February 27th, 2009 at 7:42 pm

Why students fail

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Its really need some attention towards the students
It’s not the fault of the student if
he fails, because the year ONLY
has 365′ days

Typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year,
you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather
is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing-
(good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food &
other delicacies (chewing
properly & swallowing)- means 30days.
Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking
(man is a social animal)-means
15 days. days left 81.

7. Exam days- per year at least
35 days. Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival
(holidays)-40 days.Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness- at least 3 days.
Remaining days=3.

10. Movies and functions –

at least 2 days. 1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.

How can you study on that day??????!!! !!!!!!!

Balance = 0

“How can a student pass ??”

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